How do you know if you are REALLY a hockey mom? I get lots of emails and comments from first time Hockey Moms – those women being thrown into the hockey culture, often without previous exposure. And these same women will often write back later saying things like “I guess I’m a real Hockey Mom now”.
Earlier this week, I asked women to finish the sentence “you know you’re a Hockey Mom when…” Just for fun, I’ve summarized the responses (and there were LOTS of responses). Enjoy!
You know you’re a hockey mom when…
- 1. You are up at 5am on weekends and driving around in the dark to get to a 6am practice.
- 2. The smell of multiple hockey bags in your vehicle overpowers your air freshener…and you are okay with that.
3. You base your new vehicle purchase on how many hockey bags you can fit in the back.
4. You purchase a new vehicle because the sticks no longer fit in the trunk.
5. You draft your own hockey pool with your family…and enjoy it!
6. You have more hockey sticks and skates and sticks lying around than pairs of shoes.
7. You have a million travel coffee mugs.
8. They know your name at the skate sharpening store.
9. All you can think about is the next game, on or off the ice.
10. You take on the VP of recreational hockey for two years (or any other executive role).
11. You can’t go to family and friends’ events because you have hockey games to attend.
12. You have blisters on your fingers from tying skates.
13. Your calendar is dominated by hockey practices and games.
14. Your entire weekend is dedicated to hockey, and you don’t mind it!
15. You enter the dressing room and take a deep breath and say to yourself…
“Aaaa..the smell of hockey, I missed you so!”
16. You are happy to see your extended family at the rink because you have been missing something during that one weekend you got off over the summer.
17. There is no off-season.
18. You start dreaming of hockey.
19. You have nightmares about missing hockey games or practices.
20. You spend more time at the arenas with your “hockey family” than you do at home.
21. You buy a Toyota Sequoia because it fits 6 hockey players and all their hockey bags.
22. When buying gloves/mitts you test how loud they clap.
23. When someone asks for your home address you answer with the address of the arena.
24. When asked the ages of your children you respond with their birth year “He’s a 97”.
25. You schedule holiday celebrations around hockey tournaments.
26. You own several winter coats and know which one to wear depending on the temperature of each rink.
27. You join a ladies team to learn that games are scheduled around all minor hockey in the community.
28. You have a reserved parking spot at the arena.
29. You set your alarm for 3:30 am to transfer wet hockey equipment so it will be dry for a 5am trip to the rink.
30. Your purse is really a carry all for hockey tape, extra mouth guards, Tylenol and Advil.
31. You find yourself using hockey tape for everything, including wrapping presents, band-aids, household maintenance.
32. You won a travel mug that says “Hockey forever, housework never”
33. You can’t travel over March Break because it’s playoff season.
34. When purchasing clothing you first ask yourself “will this be warm enough for the rink”.
35. You give up your spot in the garage to keep stinky hockey equipment out of the house.
36. Your hockey tape is right next to the silverware drawer.
37. All gifts you receive have something to do with being more comfortable at the arena (e.g. travel mug, rink blanket, loud mittens).
38. You resign yourself to the fact that the holes in the drywall can be fixed in a couple years when junior is no longer practicing their slap shots.
39. You can’t wear open toed sandals in the summer because it’s too cold in the rink.
40. You found out why you should not wear open toed sandals in the dressing room, and you learned it the hard way.
41. You purchase a third vehicle just to transport hockey equipment.
42. You know the closest location of every Tim Hortons to every rink.
43. You would rather watch your child play than go to the salon, gym, or dinner.
44. Even though you despise UGGs you own them and wear them proudly at the rink.
45. You have an “arena bag” of toys and treats for your younger children so you can maybe catch five minutes of your older child’s game.
46. You hate those blasted candy machines at the arenas.
47. You have hockey equipment hanging in your dining room.
48. You can justify a $300 hockey stick, but hesitate to purchase a $3 toothbrush.
49. You know what a “blade pattern” is.
50. People sitting next to at the game give you extra space because you mimic every movement of your child.
51. You spend your spare time looking up hockey tournaments or hockey camps for your child.
52. You know about Network 54.
53. You own flannel lined jeans.
54. You know which arena has the best greasy arena fries.
55. You have let your child stay home sick from school but taken them to hockey practice that night.
56. You have a baby on a Tuesday and are back at the rink Wednesday.
57. You own a lot of Febreeze…for your car.
58. You know every kid at the rink by name but have no idea who his/her classmates are.
59. You carry multiple hoodies/scarves to change depending on what child is playing.
60. You have spent hours decorating your child’s room in his favourite NHL team colours.
61. You can relate to any of the above.
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